Dystopian Waltz Copyright (C) 2013, 2014 Guillaume Tucker - License CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So, you want to make music? And you want to make money? You need to have a trick Can you make both, honey? You need to shape your tune So it fits in every hole You need to auto-tune And sell your soul I won't give my music to the industry I won't take a hit from the factory Hate it or love it you can have mine for free The whole music business is unsatisfactory Build your fan base Define your style Stick a brand on your face And learn how to smile Don't risk a single change That might scare off a fan Sounds too funny or strange? Your manager will ban I won't give my music to the industry I won't take a hit from the factory Hate it or love it you can have mine for free The whole music business is unsatisfactory Make a single or an E.P. With a big golden label Inflate it into an L.P. That's it you've reached your goal Go and tour around the world Answer questions from the press It's too late your mind has swirled Into an abyss of distress I won't give my music to the industry I won't take a hit from the factory Hate it or love it you can have mine for free The whole music business is unsatisfactory